Whether I'm out inspecting my Royal Estate, strutting down the block like the prince I am, or training with Dad, insects can be a real buzzkill. Don’t get me wrong, I can handle more than just bug bites, but scratching in public? Totally undignified.
That's why Mum always sprays me down with our special doggie insect repellent before I go outdoors. It has a delightful herbaceous scent, is all-natural, DEET-free, and keeps bugs at bay without irritating my sensitive royal skin. Plus, it’s safe for humans, so Dad uses it too! Talk about a royal win-win!
Unlike those other pet insect repellents that smell like they were brewed in a science lab, Mum's concoction smells like a stroll through an enchanted garden. And trust me, I’ve got a nose for these things. This stuff is pure magic—one spray and those pesky bugs don’t stand a chance. I can finally focus on more important things, like finding the perfect spot for my royal naps and practicing my regal wave. Life is tough when you're this handsome!
 
- Prince Hunter the Handsome